Johnson & Kuenssberg - I Got You, Beeb

BBC "production errors" favouring the Conservatives have become something of a Groundhog Day phenomenon, so here are Boris Johnson and Laura Kuenssberg duetting on "I Got You, Beeb".

LYRICS:

I looked like crap at the Cenotaph
Hung-over and my hair was full of spaff
That’s fine, we’ll use an older clip
If we’re called out, we’ll blame it on a blip

Beeb, I got you Beeb
I got you, Beeb
I got you, Beeb

They laughed at me in the debate
Any chance that you could be a mate?
It’s all good, we’ll just cut that bit
We wouldn’t want you looking like a tit

Beeb, I got you Beeb
I got you, Beeb
I got you, Beeb

I saw Corbyn on Andrew Neil
Must I go on? It’s not ideal
Don’t you worry, we won’t have you on
Instead let’s just get you buttering scones

They say purdah should make things fairer
But you can’t legislate for production errors
I’m glad we’ve got you guys on board
Just whistle and we’ll get you in the Lords

Beeb, I got you Beeb
I got you, Beeb
I got you, Beeb

Backing track: YouTube/Karaoke KaraFun

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